As its Burns Night, I thought it would be nice to present some of his less well known work, especially the stuff that'll never be taught in schools. Although he's well known for things like "Tam o' Shanter", "To a Mouse" and "A Man's a Man", there's a whole body of work that is, shall we say, a little bit saucy and might come as a surprise to some given the repeated use of a certain word. For example, there's this one:
Nae Hair On't
Yestreen I wed a lady fair,
And ye wad believe me,
On her cunt there grows nae hair,
That's the thing that grieves me.
It vexed me sair, it plagu'd me sair,
It put me in a passion,
To think that I had wad a wife,
Whase cunt was out o' fashion.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/arts/robertburns/works/nae_hair_ont/(Clearly fashion has changed somewhat since the 18th Century)
Or this one:
Come Rede Me Dame
Come rede me dame, come tell me dame,
My dame come tell me truly,
What length o' graith when weel ca'd hame
Will sair a woman duly?"
The carlin clew her wanton tail,
Her wanton tail sae ready,
"l learn'd a sang in Annandale,
Nine inch will please a lady."
"But for a koontrie cunt like mine,
In sooth we're not sae gentle;
We'll tak tway thumb-bread to the nine,
And that is a sonsy pintle.
Oh, Leeze me on, my Charlie lad,
I'll ne'er forget my Charlie,
Tway roaring handfuls and a daud
He nidged it in fu' rarely."
But wear fa' the laithron doup
And may it ne'er be thriving,
It's not the length that makes me loup
But it's the double drivin.
Come nidge me Tom, come nidge me Tom
Come nidge me, o'er the nyvel
Come lowse an lug your battering ram
And thrash him at my gyvel!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/arts/robertburns/works/come_rede_me_dame/Dare I post some more?