I think, perhaps, the most ridiculous thing about banning topless females is that in times long passed (i.e. 1800's and prior) it was not at all uncommon for women working in fields to work topless. It wasn't until the prudish Victorian era spread across the globe that such was put to an end, we men are such weak creatures that the mere sight of an ankle, elbow, wrist, or a bare breast, that we should revert to some primal instinct and be unable to control ourselves.