Now if all the COGs and octopii (men who are Wandering And Trouble) on nude beaches were to read this! Mind you, there are COWs (Creepy Old Women) who haunt nude beaches as well.
There are creepy young guys too. Being older than we are -- you are considerably older than I am, for instance -- is no guarantee of creepiness nor is it a reason to suspect anyone of being creepy. If you're at a nude beach be prepared to see dicks and not act like one. Creepy is as creepy does.
Last weekend at the beach we had a good conversation with two much older couples, nice people and lifelong naturists whose kids ditched the lifestyle as soon as they were out of the house.
THAT I found creepy. Imagine being offered the freedom and benefits of a naturist household and giving them up in favour of Lycra and polyester. It seems perverse. Creeps me out to think about it.