Worst film you ever seen?

Started by partrick321, December 26, 2013, 10:50:40 PM

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goosy87

I really like war movies
and the worst if ever seen

Saving Pvt Rayne (unrealistic -> Bullshit)  :angry:
remake of The Bridge (totally destroyed the story of the old film)

And for sure a lot of horrorfilms are totally bullshit

sorry for bad English...my grammar sucks

NakedShadow

Worst movies I've ever seen are Paul (which was a disappointment because I love Sci-Fi movies), Disaster movie (and I've seen all these spoof movies and I could not stand this one), and the Room (Doesn't make any sense but I enjoy seeing people mock it)

mrj001

Master and Commander, and Saving Private Ryan on a list of worst movies ever?  I would put those as among the best ever.  Although Saving Private Ryan loses points from me for it's "Hollywood" ending, Band of Brothers is waaaaay better. 

I've been trying to think of what is probably the worst movie I ever saw, and it's hard as I try to avoid bad movies.  However, I, and some friends of mine, from time to time have a "shitty movie night" where we watch a truly fuck awful movie for fun.  Someone has already mentioned Surf Nazis Must Die.  But I think I got that beat with Deadly Prey (1987).  An incredibly lame knock off of 80's action movies like Rambo and Commando, but like Paul Verhoeven's Showgirls it's so bad it's good.  They even made a sequel in 2013 called Deadliest Prey, I haven't seen i yet, but it is apparently just as awesomely bad as the original.

Then there was when i was in my mid to late teens, my girlfriend, at the time, and her friends had a goal to watch every movie that contained underage frontal teenage male or female nudity.  Turns out there are a lot of such films, mostly European or South American and from the 70's, 80's and early 90's.  So I had to sit through some truly awful movies just because they had a scene where a 12 to 17 year old boy or girl shows frontal nudity for a second or two.  Some of the movies could be considered child porn today, some of them actually were child porn back in their day.  I don't remember most of them, but one I remember being forced to watch when I was 15 was Genesis Children (1972).  A terrible, terrible "movie" if it can even be considered one.  It had almost no plot, the acting was totally amateur and the only purpose of the movie was to show naked teen and preteen boys running and frolicking on the beach and in the water, often in slow motion with graphic close ups of their flopping cocks and bouncing balls.  When I voiced my criticisms of it, the girls I was watching it with accused me of being homophobic.  But yeah, defiantly worst movie I ever saw was Genesis Children.

Nudistlee

Jack and Jill by Adam Sandler was bad... There is such a thing of trying to hard. Also the recently redone 3 stooges movie.

NatureForever

The Leonardo Dicraprio version of Romeo & Juliet made me want to blow my brains out. The moment you see a bunch of hood-rats referring to guns as "swords" and dancing in the middle of a gun fight (specifically Tybalt), you know the movie is going to be awful.

Another one would be West Side Story. I'm not a Broadway musical person to begin with, but THAT thing took it too far. You know what would make the beginning even better? MORE F***ING SNAPPING (sarcasm, folks).

NudieDaniel

Dragonball Evolution don't need to say more the best part was Megen Fox
I'm everywhere and nowhere

closetnudist

Quote from: nudieDaniel on February 11, 2014, 08:14:41 AM
Dragonball Evolution don't need to say more the best part was Megen Fox

Oh my Ghad!!! I had a face palm watching that movie.. the only good thing is the name of the movie.. LOL! I look even more muscular that the Gokou in that movie.

AElf

"The Avengers" . . . Wow!  There is a ninety minute stretch of lost life I'd like to have back.  Ninety minutes spent watching a 12 year old boy's wet dream about a slow motion train wreck was all that I could stand before I clicked it off.  Thank goodness I was writing a paper for school so I had something to occupy my brain.

And just as a by the way . . . since when was Loki the brother of Thor?  Holy Frigg!
"Mankind is a frigid and ashamed creature. If we cannot deal with the basics of nudity then how on earth are we to make it in the world?" Naked Imp

"Don't make me release my flying monkeys" Elphaba Thropp, the Wicked Witch of the West

N.M.S.

Saw The Room, that takes the cake in my book. Grease 2, was pretty awful as well. Not sure why they feel compelled to make a sequel. I've also sat through some twilight movies with my fiance, and they sucked major ass. Sat through How to lose A Guy in Ten Days, also with my fiance. Terrible movie.

Riot.EXE

Quote from: AElf on February 11, 2014, 11:06:38 AM
"The Avengers" . . . Wow!  There is a ninety minute stretch of lost life I'd like to have back.  Ninety minutes spent watching a 12 year old boy's wet dream about a slow motion train wreck was all that I could stand before I clicked it off.  Thank goodness I was writing a paper for school so I had something to occupy my brain.

And just as a by the way . . . since when was Loki the brother of Thor?  Holy Frigg!


You're right, that movie was ass.

Shiden Kai

Just about any film that follows the same tired theme of hostile aliens traveling from who knows where to take over Earth, only to be repelled by something ridiculously stupid.  Water guns, anyone?  Anyway...  yeah, I loathe those films. 


Riot.EXE

Quote from: Shiden Kai on February 12, 2014, 01:40:14 AM
Just about any film that follows the same tired theme of hostile aliens traveling from who knows where to take over Earth, only to be repelled by something ridiculously stupid.  Water guns, anyone?  Anyway...  yeah, I loathe those films.

You talkin' 'bout "Attack the Block"? Man, that movie was fun. Sorry you don't like fun, man...(relaxitain'tthatserious)

closetnudist

Quote from: Shiden Kai on February 12, 2014, 01:40:14 AM
Just about any film that follows the same tired theme of hostile aliens traveling from who knows where to take over Earth, only to be repelled by something ridiculously stupid.  Water guns, anyone?  Anyway...  yeah, I loathe those films. 



LOL! I watched an alien movie about this blob and it can only be eradicated with Head n Shoulder's shampoo. LOL!!

lvxandlight

I've got to say Vanilla Sky and The Iron Lady were about the worst movies I've ever seen.

I've seen a lot of horrible/corney horror movies, but I enjoy comedy mixed with a lil' horror lol

mikeblue1234

Grey - anticlimactic
Polly shore is dead - 100% no point to it. I will never get that time back