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Worst film you ever seen?
« on: December 26, 2013, 10:50:40 pm »
Rather it was a successful film or straight to DVD.
What is the worst movie you have ever seen? And I mean watched, not heard about.

I'll start:
3. The Room
2. Dark Harvest 2 the maze
1. Battle field earth 2000

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Re: Worst film you ever seen?
« Reply #1 on: December 26, 2013, 11:15:12 pm »
"American Nudist: The Motion Picture" is the biggest steaming pile of shit I've ever downloaded and wasted time watching. Hell it's just a horrible movie in general. Objectively speaking, it is seriously the worst god damn movie I have ever seen in my entire life.

"Transformers 2" ties with "WAR" as the worst movies I've ever paid to see.

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Re: Worst film you ever seen?
« Reply #2 on: December 27, 2013, 02:38:51 am »
In no particular order:

The Room (which is actually hilarious)
Garfield
The Grinch
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Re: Worst film you ever seen?
« Reply #3 on: December 27, 2013, 03:14:47 am »

By far: the Master of Disguise,
Batman and Robin
and agree with Blizz, The Grinch (with Jim Carrey)

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Re: Worst film you ever seen?
« Reply #4 on: December 27, 2013, 04:07:56 am »
Cloverfield- non-existent storyline, the biggest main characters die, not enough development of characters (good or evil).

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Re: Worst film you ever seen?
« Reply #5 on: December 27, 2013, 04:33:30 am »
Yep cloverfield was a bad one :34

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Re: Worst film you ever seen?
« Reply #6 on: December 27, 2013, 04:48:22 am »

 Well personally, the worsts movies ever are:


  1 - Howard, The Duck.
  2 - Norbit
  3 - Super Mario Bros. 

   Of course, they're maybe more bad movies, that I haven't seen but if I see another one, I'll maybe update my list.   :undecided:   :0988
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Re: Worst film you ever seen?
« Reply #7 on: December 27, 2013, 06:59:07 am »
Cloverfield- non-existent storyline, the biggest main characters die, not enough development of characters (good or evil).

It's a "found footage" movie...the hell did you expect?

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Re: Worst film you ever seen?
« Reply #8 on: December 27, 2013, 01:39:13 pm »
"The Host"   
I seek bad movies and will watch most anything, but this film was a conflicted 14 year old girls daydream that has no business wasting anyone's time.
(and yes I've seen Sharknado.)

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Re: Worst film you ever seen?
« Reply #9 on: December 27, 2013, 01:40:53 pm »
Any Adam Sandler movie. take your pick

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Re: Worst film you ever seen?
« Reply #10 on: December 27, 2013, 04:54:13 pm »
I actually liked 'Cloverfield' but then I also liked 'Gravity' which no one else seems to have.

One of the worst experiences I've had was seeing 'Independence Day' by Spielberg. After all the hype it received it was a huge let-down and I remember being disgusted with how much I paid to see what turned out to be badly written US self-aggrandizing bullshit.

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Re: Worst film you ever seen?
« Reply #11 on: December 27, 2013, 05:31:51 pm »


One of the worst experiences I've had was seeing 'Independence Day' by Spielberg. After all the hype it received it was a huge let-down and I remember being disgusted with how much I paid to see what turned out to be badly written US self-aggrandizing bullshit.


Well yeah! It's Spielberg! It gets me that people think winning an oscar means something more than the fact you are friends with Steven Spielberg (perl harbour and titanic won one,I resty case!)

Worst films I ever saw? Tie between day after tomorrow, red riding hood and fast and the furious.


Having done a degree that involved film studies I am now a bit of a snob when it comes to film. I can't really be doing with most of the Hollywood output. Give me a Sundance, Venice, torronto or Cannes favorite any day!
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Re: Worst film you ever seen?
« Reply #12 on: December 27, 2013, 09:34:47 pm »
Hang on, Spielberg had nothing to do with Independence Day. It was those gimps who decided Godzilla would be better as a giant iguana who could be killed by the military.
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Re: Worst film you ever seen?
« Reply #13 on: December 28, 2013, 01:20:21 am »
I actually liked 'Cloverfield' but then I also liked 'Gravity' which no one else seems to have.


Uh...a LOT of people liked "Gravity", though.

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Re: Worst film you ever seen?
« Reply #14 on: December 28, 2013, 09:35:08 am »
Hang on, Spielberg had nothing to do with Independence Day. It was those gimps who decided Godzilla would be better as a giant iguana who could be killed by the military.

Wasn't he producer?  Or was that men in black? Something will Smith and aliens.
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