If anyone could've known how bad this game was gonna be, people would've been begging Gov. Christie to shut down another bridge. There were so many bad things about this Super Bowl, I'm not sure where to start.
1) The Seahawks were in it.
2) Joe Namath at the coin toss showed a sign he's back on the sauce.
3) The Denver Broncos players seemed to be replaced with the entire Oakland Raiders with Tony Romo at quarterback.
4) Bruno Mars was the main Halftime performer and the Red Hot Chili Peppers didn't do much of anything.
5) The singer of the National Anthem screwed up the song.
6) The commercials were sub par at best.
7) We were saddled with Joe Buck who is quite possibly the worst broadcaster working today.
8) Philip Seymour Hoffman died (Not related to the Super Bowl, but worth mentioning because he was talented as hell).
9) The Seahawks won.
10) The MVP was a guy who even Seahawk fans have to look up and still don't know who he his.
Only thing positive about the game was that it was quick. Usually these games can run up to five hours long, but this was definitely one of the shorter Super Bowls in my recent memory.
I would say congrats to the Seahawks if not for the fact that they now join the Whoopty-Doo Table with the Jets, Bears, Chiefs, Saints, Buccaneers, and the Rams. They got a long way to go before being among the elite Super Bowl teams, a moniker only enjoyed by the Steelers, 49ers, Cowboys, Packers, and Giants.