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Moving to Elbonia
« on: March 31, 2014, 09:14:36 pm »
Fellow members of this community,

Lately, we have been in touch with the Elbonian national naturist organization, and they told us they were in dire need of a youth group. Elbonia is the world's largest exporter of mud and naturists are few and far in-between, with next to no youth involvement at all, so in honor of the Hoff (whose day you should all be celebrating today), we have decided to start supporting it today. The project is still in its infancy, but what used to be known as IYNO is about to become the Elbonian National Young Naturist Organization, or ENYNO for short. Eventually, our members will be expected to relocate to Elbonia, but until we get it to appear in the country list and on the member map, your accounts are safe. Please stand by for news about the closing of the international sections and out-of-Elbonia registrations tomorrow.

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Re: Moving to Elbonia
« Reply #1 on: March 31, 2014, 09:18:06 pm »
Woohoo! Moving to Elbonia! Is it okay if I bring a Shinian wife? Is the national animal the pig?

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Re: Moving to Elbonia
« Reply #2 on: March 31, 2014, 09:24:28 pm »
Great! I look forward to tasting that infamous mudtini. Stirred not shaken, of course.
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Re: Moving to Elbonia
« Reply #3 on: March 31, 2014, 09:49:47 pm »
Anything to go overseas I guess I'm in, good to know someone knows what day it is down here
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Re: Moving to Elbonia
« Reply #4 on: March 31, 2014, 10:07:30 pm »
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Re: Moving to Elbonia
« Reply #5 on: March 31, 2014, 10:41:52 pm »
I became aware of my destiny: to belong to the critical minority as opposed to the unquestioning majority.

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Re: Moving to Elbonia
« Reply #6 on: March 31, 2014, 11:48:03 pm »
I'M IN!!!   DO WE GET TO GROW THOSE COOL CUBE MEAT TOMATO THINGS?!!!

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Re: Moving to Elbonia
« Reply #7 on: April 01, 2014, 12:01:02 am »
As a self-proclaimed leader of a small Elbonian township, I hereby decree that from this point moving forward, I shall be fed a proper diet of Korean BBQ, proper Thai cuisine (ie: Gapao, Pad Woon Sen, etc..), and double stuffed Oreo's.

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Re: Moving to Elbonia
« Reply #8 on: April 01, 2014, 01:08:53 am »
Delta, how will this change impact our people here in IYNO?

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Re: Moving to Elbonia
« Reply #9 on: April 01, 2014, 01:47:50 am »
BIGGEST QUESTION: What side of the road do we drive on?

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Re: Moving to Elbonia
« Reply #10 on: April 01, 2014, 03:33:53 am »
BIGGEST QUESTION: What side of the road do we drive on?
According to myself, you drive UNDER the tarmac, not on any side of it.

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Re: Moving to Elbonia
« Reply #11 on: April 01, 2014, 03:34:49 am »
Correct me if I'm wrong.. but.. Elbonia is a fictional place right?

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Re: Moving to Elbonia
« Reply #12 on: April 01, 2014, 04:03:38 am »
Umm im so confused right now 0_0  :66342 :56789 :345

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Re: Moving to Elbonia
« Reply #13 on: April 01, 2014, 04:55:42 am »
BIGGEST QUESTION: What side of the road do we drive on?

The side that gets you in front of the other guy it's a free for all around there.

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Re: Moving to Elbonia
« Reply #14 on: April 01, 2014, 08:40:36 am »
Oh dear god. I'm going to have to grow a beard!  :323232