Favorite movie quotes?

[tkh]

my favorite movie quote is from the movie double trouble with bud spencer and terence hill:

https://youtu.be/lKoxx6j4MWg?t=7m52s

[Mark]

In no real order:

1) "Welcome....to Jurassic Park."
2) "Look, I'm not the one with the problem, it's the world that seems to have a problem with me!"
3) "NOBODY MOVE! I've dropped me brain...."
4) "Ha ha ha! You're- You're about to be killed....by a zamboni!"
5) "I'm bad, and that's good. I will never be good, and that's not bad. There's no one I'd rather be than me."

[Longingtobenude]

What does Marcellus Wallace look like?    - Pulp Fiction

I'm perfectly calm.  Calmer than you are.    - The Big Lebowski

You are like a baby, making noise, don't know what to do.   -  Avatar

Well ain't this place a geographical oddity then?  Two weeks from everywhere!  - O' Brother Were Art Thou

There is no spoon.   - The Matrix


I love movie quotes.  I have to watch or I'll slip into some kind of movie quote only type of communication.  Like Bumblebee in Transformers. 

[Mark]

1) "You tell those spiders, Ron." Harry, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
2) "Now THAT was a crime, you purse-grabbing pukes, and THIS is the penalty! Two minutes for slashing, two minutes for hooking, and my personal favourite, two minutes for high-sticking." - Casey Jones, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
3) "I'm gonna go pee due to boredom." Scott, Scott Pilgrim vs the World
4) "Cold?! I'm freezin' my royal Rastafarian nay-nays off!" - Sanka, Cool Runnings
5) "Y'know, I thought I had mono once for a whole year. Turns out I was just really bored." Wayne, Wayne's World

[raud]

"Frankly, my dear, i don't give a damn!"           - Gone with the Wind, 1939

[DCSquaredPhoto]

"Just remember, it takes 8 minutes for light to travel from sun to Earth, which means you'll know we succeeded about 8 minutes after we deliver the payload. All you have to do is look out for the extra brightness in the sky. So if you wake up one morning and it's a particularly beautiful day, you'll know we made it. Okay I'm signing off and I'll see you in a couple years" - Sunshine  (2007)

[Mark]

"Look here, lad: When I started out here, all there was was swamp! All the other kings said I was daft to build a castle in a swamp, but I built it all the same, just to show 'em! It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one! That sank into the swamp. So I built a third one! That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp, but the fourth one stayed up! And that's what you're gonna get, lad: the strongest castle in these isles!" - Monty Python and the Holy Grail

[kb2001]

Voila! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified!!!! and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition! The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.

[TattooedTimmy]

Men build things, then we die. It's in our fucking DNA! THAT'S WHAT WE DO! And when it all falls down? We build it right back up again. But this time bigger. BETTER! Look! Look what we can do. Look how fuckin' beautiful we are. You think the men that built all this had it easy? Hard men! Doing hard shit! and that gives me a hard on... But not in a gay way or anything like that. No, 'course not, Yeah it goes without sayin'. I am so sick of all of this self help, twelve step, leftover hippie generation bullshit! Now they don't want you to do anything, right? Just sit there. Don't drink. Don't smoke. Don't drive fast. Kiss my ass! Fuck it! Do it all I say! Do you think Duke Wayne spent all of his time talking about his feelings with a fuckin' therapist? There's no fucking way he did! John Wayne died with five pounds of undigested red meat in his ass. Now that's a man! Real men hide their feelings. Why? Because it's none of your fuckin' business! Men do not cry. Men do not pout. Men jack you in the fuckin' jaw and say...Thanks for comin' out!!!!!  The Boondock Saints 2

[AJM64]

Pretty much all of deadpool's quotes when he was trying to kick Collosus's ass on the highway.

[Mark]

"Like he says: Stars. Can't do it. Not today." - Miguel, The Road to El Dorado

"I believe I've spent enough time in the company of Death." - Roland Tembo, The Lost World: Jurassic Park

"It is my intention to commandeer one of these vessels, pick up a crew in Tortuga and use it to raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weaselly black guts out." - Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl

"He thinks I'm some stupid thing! He does! Well, I didn't ask to get made! I didn't ask to be torn apart and put back together over and over, turned into some....some little MONSTER!" - Rocket, Guardians of the Galaxy

[Kentrog5]

And I know what I have to do now. I gotta keep breathing. Because tomorrow the sun will rise. Who knows what the tide could bring?---Cast Away (Tom Hanks)

[Jrome]

Sometimes nothing can be a real cool hand. (Paul Newman in Cool Hand Luke)

Who are those guys? (Butch Cassidy & Sundance Kid)

Some men are gonna get killed today... and I'm gonna do it. (Open Range)

I was born under a wandering star. (Paint Your Wagon)

I'm sure I can come up with some more. These are what popped up on short notice.

[Mark]

"Naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm, and a two foot salami under the other. She whams the poodle down on a table, and the bartender says "I suppose you won't be needing a drink." And the naked lady says- OHHHH SHIIIIIIIIIIIT!" - Bender, The Breakfast Club

"Oh, the things that I have missed! The Black Plague! The Spanish Inquisition! The Brady Bunch Reunion!" - Ivan Ooze, Power Rangers The Movie

[Sub4_GB]

Im drinking, eating cheese and catching some rays - Oddball aka Donald Sutherland in Kelly's Heroes.