As it happens, even though I could never afford this, I’ve been looking at properties for sale in my local area that I might consider my dream house and a couple of listings that look good for nudist resort or club. One is a big 5 bed farm house with 1 acre of land and another is 34 acres of farm land with a few stables that could be converted. All I need are a few million pounds in the damn bank. Then of course there’s the legal and planning permission squabbling to get permission to turn them into nudist clubs.