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Hoffnounment: The Future of IYNO and The Hoff
« on: April 01, 2024, 12:12:20 am »
Hello everyone

It's great sadness to announce our long time partnership with The Hoff has come to an end. It may be the lack of payment from us and Stripe Media but he's been phoning it in or not showing at all these last couple of years. His agents didn't bother to contact us this year but we couldn't celebrate without him so we contacted them turns out they have another Hoff on their books. the minister president of Saxony-Anhalt, Reiner Haseloff we tried to correct them but it was too late I got this in the spam folder





Sadly this Hoff isn't doing any better. So let's remember better Hoff days and look towards the future







What's that future you may ask? Well we had interest from...

FR David



Modern Talking



Maybe we'll try and move away the 80's and see if Moby might be interested



The other part of the future is moving to the fediverse as this may be easier than upgrading the forum to next version of SMF

See you all in the fediverse

Mastodon may or not have offered this solution to us

« Last Edit: April 01, 2024, 10:05:17 pm by NudieDaniel »
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Re: Hoffnounment: The Future of IYNO and The Hoff
« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2024, 03:27:21 am »
April Fools?

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Re: Hoffnounment: The Future of IYNO and The Hoff
« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2024, 03:52:02 am »
Hey wait a minute, that's not a Hoff, that's Scatman John!

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Re: Hoffnounment: The Future of IYNO and The Hoff
« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2024, 06:59:29 am »
The booking situation was really confusing. We asked for Hasselhoff, they got us Haseloff. I even tried to get them to correct it, butbut apparently they took it to mean a change in venue:

http://www.hasselhof.com/
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Re: Hoffnounment: The Future of IYNO and The Hoff
« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2024, 01:46:09 pm »
this may just be the most important change in this forum's history since at least march 31, 2023

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Re: Hoffnounment: The Future of IYNO and The Hoff
« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2024, 08:08:59 pm »
Oh dear, not the most convincing April fool 😂

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Re: Hoffnounment: The Future of IYNO and The Hoff
« Reply #6 on: April 01, 2024, 10:02:25 pm »
Oh dear, not the most convincing April fool 😂

That's why our partnership with The Hoff has to come to an end. The gags just aren't good anymore 
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Re: Hoffnounment: The Future of IYNO and The Hoff
« Reply #7 on: April 02, 2024, 07:42:26 pm »
Oh dear, not the most convincing April fool 😂

That's why our partnership with The Hoff has to come to an end. The gags just aren't good anymore

Meh. Newbies might still fall for them lol