....I am a little Borg-like with them, mobile internet devices being a link to the hive mind, calculators being useful to offload processing etc.
goodness you sound like me! how into star trek are you? do you know any Klingon? :P
One or two words - mainly the standard ones, qapla' and the likes. However, I do have a habit of speaking a little like Data, or use Picard's accent. Using a british actor to play a frenchman really results in an awesome accent. An awesome accent drinking Earl Grey tea, though I, unlike Picard, prefer mine with a spoonful of sugar.
If this much Star Trek nerdery bothers anyone here, sometimes I also view an internet connection like a Matrix jack.