It is a crime in Canada to be nude, completely nude, in the change room of a public swimming pool. If you emerge nude from a shower in your own home and walk past a window, you may be sent to prison.
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Ok, it's almost 7:30 pm on a Friday, and I am fairly drunk right now, but did I read that right? It is a crime in Canada to be nude, completely nude, in the change room of a public swimming pool? I didn't know that, I guess I have been breaking the law my whole life, and will probably break it again when I go swimming next week. The window thing, though, is why my blinds are closed most of the time.