"Everythin's up to date in Kansas City, they've gone about as far as they can go..."
or "I'm just a girl who cain't say no, cain't seem to say it at all. I hate to disappoint a beau, when he is payin' a call. When a fella tries to kiss a girl, I know she oughta give his face a smack... but as soon as someone kisses me... I somehow sorta wanna kiss him baaaaack." "S'posin that he says that you're sweeter'n cream an' he's gotta have cream or diiiiiiieee... whatchya gonna say when he talks that way?... Spit in 'is eye?"
I like Oklahoma =) (and yes it is a musical Wolfboy)