The Outdoor Co-ed Topless Pulp Fiction Appreciation Society

[Danee]

​Yesterday, partaking of the 80-degrees-and-sunny October day, the Outdoor Co-ed Topless Pulp Fiction Appreciation Society, a group we wrote of in early September, met for a last hurrah of the summer in Central Park with their copies of Getting Off, Choke Hold, and Quarry's Ex. One of the participants gave us the scoop, which involved a confrontation with the NYPD, who urged them to clothe themselves. "First a single police officer came by to ask everyone to put their tops back on, and then two more police officers came, and then four," says our tipster. "They sounded stressed out and uncomfortable and explained that they'd 'gotten complaints' from other people in the park that there were women sunbathing topless." (Possibly, they thought they'd encountered an uptown branch of Occupy Wall Street.)  A member of the group explained that they appreciated the NYPD's position, but, at the same time, toplessness was legal, and that while the group would put their tops back on for a few minutes as a matter of courtesy to their neighbors, they couldn't legally be made to do so. "This seemed to confuse the police, who spent some time on their walkie-talkies, conferring with their superiors. Happily, the people they spoke to were well-informed and must have confirmed that what we were saying was true, since the police then came back and apologized, saying, 'You know, the law keeps changing, we hear one thing and then another' (the law's been the same since 1992, but never mind), and wished us a good day and left."
As for the rest of the day, our tipster continued,
"We also had a visit from a wheelchair-bound rapper who introduced himself as TDotFlames, who hung around for a while, sharing his philosophy about unity and divisiveness and why women have it harder than men. Then came a couple of teenagers peddling candy bars for charity who expressed astonishment at our brazenness ("There's a cop right over there!" one exclaimed, to which TDotFlames replied, "There's nothing these women are doing that's illegal."  God bless him.)  One of the adorable scamps then directed a question at one of the group's members: "Can I feel your titties?"  She declined."
 
 All in a day's work, we suppose.
We're told by the Society that they're brainstorming topless winter activities that won't be too chilly. Get in touch with them if you have any ideas.
We Love Indian Summer [OCTPFAS]

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It's strange how some places (at least, in North America) have decreed it legal for women to go topless years ago- yet some people still cannot wrap their minds around it.

I guess there's quite a-ways to go yet...

[Stuart]

"Can I feel your titties?"

"No, but you can feel my fist."

[Bobbert]

Sure it was cheeky for the boy to ask to feel her boobs, but at least he asked permission.  It gave her an opportunity to firmly and politely say "no".

It seems like the whole situation played out in a better way than it could have.

[sargent]

There's another similar type of group that runs in Chicago, called "Naked Girls Reading" which, from what I understand, holds book club meetings and other events for the literary-inclined women in the region! It's really a great way for people to strip down and get social in climes where it's not the norm. I hope they continue to do well and get their word out! If any young women on the forum happen to be in Chicago and have the chance, they should definitely check it out and report back!

Here is the link to their site: http://nakedgirlsreading.com/

[Danee]

Thanks Tim!!!!

[Danee]

With Apologies to the Middle-School Group We Startled

Yes, we parked ourselves near a road in Central Park this time, rather than atop a boulder or in the middle of a field; and yes, of course a school group, all in matching t-shirts, happened to pass by. What can we say. Just as well for the kids of New York (or wherever they were from) to learn young that female bodies are nothing to be frightened of or embarrassed by. Especially the kids that have female bodies of their own.
In honor of the day’s unintended theme we welcomed our youngest participant ever, who used today’s outing as a way to celebrate having just graduated from high school a few days before. We say hooray. If you have to take off your cap and gown anyway, why not your shirt and bra while you’re at it?




From: http://coedtoplesspulpfiction.wordpress.com/2012/06/16/with-apologies-to-the-middle-school-group-we-startled/

[Danee]

Beating the Heat, Popsicle-Style




What do you do when you’re already naked (or next to) and the heat’s still getting to you? Sure, you could read a book set in the Arctic wastes…but sometimes a more practical sort of cooling treat is called for. Which is why, at our last meet-up, one of our members dashed out at noon for a popsicle run. (Yes, she got dressed first.)
The trick? Not dripping sticky, delicious, strawberry goodness all over the pages…